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7:49 PM
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PMR storitelling contest!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
One day can can was just walking past by the school wen she was
wundering why got so many ppl and parents around that day. Then she saw claba. She asked claba wat was going on but claba was too absorbed in her book. den lee came around laughing like a mad hyena and asked her wat was she doing without a book. So can can asked why she needed a book and lee lee said. It's PMR today dude, dun u have to read last-minit??? den lee lee got into a hyperactivity-hyena laugh laugh mode. so she had to be excused from the exam and entered a pyschophenomenal ward later in the day.
Den it struck can can. wat was she doing yesterday... playing
Fuck Fuck Simulation 3000. and den... reading Come Come Paradise! (for those of you hu dunno, it is supposed to be a horny book in Naruto.) and den... she started freaking out and wen back home to take her book. but it was too late. lee lee pulled her into the hall. the teacher den announced it was starting and asked canesha why did she come dressed in a bikini. can can said it was because she forgot how to wear her uniform... (is dat even plausible?) Then the exam began.
Can can opened the test paper. She couldn't answer a single
question. not becuz she dunno but becuz she was too shocked. (or more unless delighted)
PENILAIAN MENENGAH RENDAH
Jabatan Pelajaran Selangor
2010
Arahan:
1.-----____--___---_-__________________---_---------------------______---_-____
---_____________-__--------___________--__-____________--___-_-__-_-__----
2.----_____--_---_-----------___________----__-_____________________----_--___
3.-------------_________-_-_______________-----------_________-__-__-______---
Sila buka kertas ---->
----_________---_______-_-____________----________---____________------_____
---_____----_--_----_______-----------------------__________--------------------____-
Soalan 1 merujuk kepada gambar di bawah.
1. ----__________________---______________---_________----_______________-------_----_---_____---__-_
A blabla
B blalalala
C blabliblubloble
D blafalalalalalabla
<>END of Question Paper<>
Can can was going crazier by the milisecond. she started freaking out. den she heard her name being called by her sister. She woke up to find her boyfren missing. but she found the condom they used last night left on her bed. It was strawberry vanilla flavoured. It seemed she was dreaming. for she just woke up. without a single thread on her. (and still wet...) Can can! faster come and eat! her sista said and her sista left. so she got dressed for her usual morning out (ahem...) and went for breakfast. den she saw on tv.
Now recruiting!! Call 016-PLAYBOY
can can got so exited she went to call de number and was immediately recruited for her hornyness. she was so exited because she was going to learn "techniques" dat day. (for ppl like can can, it's known as the Kama Sutra)
she was being transported to the mansion wen a limousine accident (u noe, car accid' bcome limo accid')happen and she got burned (or exploded, if u prefer details...) to death. her bits flew all over. (Mature content)
den again she woke up!
a dream in a dream!
she realized she was sitting for her PMR now and fell asleep on the table. In front of her she could see cheese with a hidden handphone in her hand. she was playing a game. she could barely see the display but she read the words Kind Kind Simulation 9999. So dats why she's so kind... now can can noes the secret! den she could see mok mok playing Grandeux Theft Automaton. Gangsta Edition. den finally can can understood dat mokky was gangsta-ish because she loved the game. (lol?)
10 minutes have passed since the exam started. so she turned the page to quickly start answering. guess wat she saw?
PENILAIAN MENENGAH RENDAH
Jabatan Pelajaran Selangor
2010
Arahan:
1.-----____--___---_-__________________---_---------------------______---_-____
---_____________-__--------___________--__-____________--___-_-__-_-__----
2.----_____--_---_-----------___________----__-_____________________----_--___
3.-------------_________-_-_______________-----------_________-__-__-______---
Sila buka kertas ---->
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1. I Know What You Did Last Summer...
A fucked underneath the Eiffel tower
(Claba videotaped it. ask her for more info)
B masturbated at the top of the Eiffel tower (with herself...)
C Started hornying around with random strangers near the tower
(including ofering masturbation service F.O.C.)
D Played Fuck Fuck Simulation WiFi Version on the Eiffel tower lift
(with mok mok) <>END of QUESTION paper<>
wadda hack? everything didn't make sense.
was can can still dreaming?????
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