the.retard.gang.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

like da new skin where you have to do da puzzle
hate everything else about it
the colour the style
totally not us n it sucks
no offense miki

continue part of the 'they never showed' [cookie version]

cookie note:i srsly dono how come they can live so long -.-

and so...the mystery continues as to what happened to claba and cheese

me,crumbs [the black bunny that coco gave cookie aka 'cheese']
was there all the while

and so...after the pigeon was sent,
and the show had ended,
claba and cheese embarked on a journey to the music village
we took our first step outta seafield village,
btw,i was there cuz cheese put me in her bagpack n my head was poppin out so i witnessed everything,k?
anyways,they took along them,food and instruments and their loyal friend,crumbs
they estimated the journey to be about 20 hours long

the first place to encounter was the forest of the sesated
claba,being the elder,took the first step in and made sure everything was ok
then,followed by cheese and crumbs,she lead on to the centre of the forest of the sesated
all was well until we realized we had no way out
we walked around finding for an escape for about 2 hours before realizing we were walking in circles

we were....
.....SESATED

but we couldnt give up so easily...
suddenly,the souls of coco and lee lee appeared from no where,dono from hell or heaven
and they all , at the very same time , showed us the...........

.....................MIDDLE FINGER

and so claba and cheese tried to explain that they were on their way to rescue em
so the duo forgave em even tho there werent reli anything to forgive and lead em out of the forest oni if they did the...horribly terrible dance of MISSISSIPPI *screeeeeeaaaaaaammmmmmsssssss in horror

and so,with no options left,they did it because its like the "balance of the world",to get smth magically,u gotta give something as precious

M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

ok done!
and then *poof* they were in the next location that was jz next to da forest
the USJ 2 desert
*deng deng deng deng*
and so they took a break and ate there,
they ate mac and cheese which is ironic cuz....cheese eats cheese?

on their way walking thru da blistering wind of sand
claba and cheese heard a horrifying laughter
it was the soul of lee lee
she laughed at their suffering,cuz she's a soul so she wont get affected..zzzz -.-
and they were like doing the L sign and asked her to talk to the hand

after a dozen hours of painfully soaring sand thru da foot
we reached the king's village,
*GASP*
but shockingly,look who's on the right hand of the king!
it's coco's grandma!
they united the villages with a marriage!!
OMG!!!!!!!!

we snucked into the palace's dungeon
and found the bodies of mokky,lee lee and coco
mokky was all in blood,so was her guitar
coco was sitting on a chair,guitar on the floor,lying unplayed
lee lee was.........dead...cuz i reli dono key syndromes sickness -.-
and she was lying on her keyboard/piano

apparently the timeline here is 1 century = 1 hour in our time
no wonder they said they waited for centuries
the idiots -.-

and so claba and cheese hurried to lee lee and chanted some words while her soul looked over and laughed at her own dead body,how pathetic
and suddenly lee lee's soul got dragged into her body
and she revived!woot!
then lee lee anounced that she really should get a bath
and on to coco,it was hard reviving her as we didnt bring enough cocoa powder but a lil bit of soda added helped
and coco was revived! with some chants too
mokky..........-.-,she was playing dead all the while
y?cuz we on the tv and american idol was on so she awoke herself without a chant at all
waahhh!!!le dewyze was so cool!! said mokky

and so we ran to make our great escape
but we got caught by the king
we played a song for him and canny grandmamamama let us go
yahoo!
so we reachhed seafield village home safely

cookie note:this is lame but im bored n no one has been updating and claba and cheese was spposed to die halfway but what the heck la