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Friday, February 19, 2010

more like hell...

this was wat happened...

1. adults seriously suk
they practically force all the children who are girls around my age to do all the washing for them
and its just the aunties
at least the uncles were civilised enuf to wash it their own self
they were like "wash for me arh...??" (throws in the sink and walk away...)
WTF?!?! everybody supposed to wash on their own weyh...!!

2.my counsin tried to make a wierd bet wit me
he was lyk we dun open all of our angpaus...
end of the day we lay it all out
i get to choose one frm him and he get to choose one frm me
and i'm like wtf??
so i gave him a big fat no!
he called me a chicken yeah
but u gotta remember, wit a little light...
u can wateva is inside without even opening it...

3.i ate the sour skittles...
and u know the thing that gives it its sour taste is citric acid..
its not supposed to be dangerous but WTH?!?!
it burned my tongue... seriously...
(its acid after all...)
at first my tongue hurts after a while...
i totally ignored it and continued eating... after a while...
it hurt even more
den i tot i'll just take one more and i'll keep the rest in the fridge for next time...
nxt thing u noe..
i tasted blood...
seriously
i know how blood tastes like....
i ran to the mirror but luckily no Major damage was seen...
so i guess it got burned just a bit
note to skittles fans like clarissa...
skittles ain't healthy...

4.i went to carrefour!! the new one at rahang!!
but u noe the awesomest thing happenedd to me!!!
ever been in a shopping mall where there was a blackout??
it was so awesome!!!!
suddenly all the lights went out and everybody was like woaaahhhhhh!!!!!.................
soon after the emergency lights came back on...
but it was so awesome....
a blackout! in a supermarket!
yayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!

some of the things dat happened during my chinese new year..

and i just realized rite...pink paus do exist...
some which i even received....
chao...

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